939 Quotes by Laurell K. Hamilton

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    Patience is a virtue, but there comes a moment when you must stop being patient and take the day by the throat and shake it. If it fights back; fine. I'd rather end up bloody at the end of the day, then unhurt with no progress made, no knowledge gained. I'd rather have a no, then nothing. I'd forgotten that about myself.

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    I should not have to flirt with someone while I'm trying to threaten someone else with a gun; it was too hard to do both.

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    Theresa strode over to us in a swish of cloth. "Enough of this, animator. He can't do it, so he pays the price. Either leave now, or join us at our...feast." Are you having rare Who-roast-beast?" I asked. What are you talking about?" It's from Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. You know the part, 'And they'd Feast! Feast! Feast! Feast! Feast! They would feast on Who-pudding and rare Who-roast-beast.'" You are crazy." So I've been told.

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    I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? But I couldn't lie.

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    You did not bring down two of the royal guard in an unceremonious heap because the woman in the middle tripped.

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    When you spend all your time worrying that the devil is right behind you, eventually you start seeing him whether he's there or not.

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