939 Quotes by Laurell K. Hamilton

He was too perfect, so I had to poke at it. Our relationship worked too well, so I had to see if I could break it. Not really break it, but see how far it would bend. I had to test it, because what good was something that couldn’t be tested?

A little boy who’s discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it’s screwing Mommy.

Anyone who doesn’t believe that the forest is a deadly place has never been lost in one.

Edward’s grief if you die will be a terrible thing. It will hurt him, a lot, and men like him never grieve alone. He will spread his grief all over us, not because we failed, but because it’ll give him something to focus on so he doesn’t have to feel the pain.

If I wasn’t dead already, I’d said I was having a heart attack.

He said, softly, “Sorry, Jimmy.” He still didn’t cry. I would have cried. But then, women have more chemicals in their tear ducts. It makes us tear up easier than men. Honest.

I wasn’t crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.

Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don’t, someone else will.

Some issues stay fresh every time you open them up. It’s like evil magical Tupperware – it stays fresh forever.