39 Quotes by Lauren Barnholdt

Look, do you want to come in? Because for someone who’s not talking to me, you certainly seem to have a lot to say.

Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one. – Courtney.

I look around for someplace to sit, but of course there’s nowhere. It’s the bathroom in the math wing, not the bathroom in Blair Waldorf’s house.

Guys will do anything they can to make you think they’re with you, and then they will run off and hook up with whoever and whatever they can get their hands on.

But I’m really not quiet. I just tend to come across that way to new people because I don’t like to talk first. What if the other person doesn’t want to be bothered?

Replace the old memory with a potentially crappier new one? No thank you.

In my mind, I still think of him as being a cheater. Otherwise he just met some girl he liked better, and it’s not as dramatic.

But now I’m thinking that wanting to end up with a great storyteller might have been a bad idea. Because girls who can tell great stories are also great liars.

I traded being heartbroken over one guys for being completely heartbroken over another.