16 Quotes by Lauren Child

Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would use your toothbrush?" I ask. Lola says "I think that lion. I saw a lion with my toothbrush and now he's brushing his teeth with it." "But it isn't this your toothbrush Lola?" "Oh," says Lola, "he must be using yours.

If God wanted us in the ocean, he wouldn’t have made the land.

She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.

I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [...]

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.

We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.

There’s a saying at Spectrum: ‘If you want to lead the enemy straight to your door then just keep using the same one.’ That’s why we have a lot of different ways in – we are always sealing one up and opening another. We have to, we can’t risk anyone finding out true location.

Excuse me while I yawn.