28 Quotes by Lauren Landish

If you so much as hurt one hair on her head or leave one tiny crack in her heart, I will destroy you. The only thing you're allowed to do is pound her uterus into her ribs if she asks you to."I blink. "Uh ... is that an American euphemism I don't know? It sounds painful.

Glitter is the herpes of crafting materials. Once you've got it, there's no un-getting it. My apartment's done for. It'll be perpetually covered in gold glitter for the rest of the time I live here no matter how many time I vacuum. I should move out now and forfeit my security deposit.

Let's get ready for dinner. We've got a fake engagement to sell."I groan, knowing she's right, but for the first time, work and success aren't my priority. Courtney is.I am so fucked.I'm not, my cock chimes in with a whine.Later, I promise.

Repent,” Mindy jokes, “for thou art cursed with the younger sibling. And with great wailing and gnashing of teeth, the elder siblings were thus cursed.” I.

Even good guys are bad sometimes, and bad guys are good sometimes. No one is a simple character all the time. People are more complex than that.

She’s pretty in pink, she’s dirty in denim, and she’s naughty in nude.

Suicide isn’t about ending one’s life. It’s about ending one’s pain.

Suicide is not about the survivors.

Suicide is not about the survivors. Your mother likely couldn’t contemplate what her choice would do to you because all she could think was what it would do to her. Suicide isn’t about ending one’s life. It’s about ending one’s pain.