222 Quotes by Laurence J. Peter

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?

Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

A man convinced against his will is not convinced.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.