222 Quotes by Laurence J. Peter

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.