222 Quotes by Laurence J. Peter

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.