123 Quotes by Lee Corso

You got Mel in the game? How'd you get his hair to fit on the screen?

There's no way Washington can beat Notre Dame, ... No matter how good a guy Tyrone Willingham is, no matter how hard his guys are going to play for him.

Texas is the most complete football team I've seen in the nation this year. They have every chance in the world to beat USC.

Tell them to get over it. That's the rules everybody plays by. They shouldn't be complaining about that. Bowden didn't make them up. Paterno didn't make them up. But somebody made them up.

They smacked that Oklahoma team (for the national title) in what was the single most impressive one-game performance I've ever seen.

It's become an event. It's not us; we're the center of an event that says, 'Let's go have a party, yell at those guys.' It's become an event, which is very nice.

I didn't think that was in the style of Notre Dame. Notre Dame was different than everybody else. They had never fired a coach prior to completing a contract. I thought Notre Dame was above and beyond that stuff.

If he could win eight games a year ... he'd be a miracle worker. If he can get into a BCS bowl game ... that'd be magnificent.

I wouldn't want to play LSU right now even if I were the Indianapolis Colts.