201 Quotes by Lee Trevino

99% of the putts that are short don’t go in the hole.

I’m in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

I love Merion and I don’t even know her last name.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn’t work.

I didn’t want to change the name on the towels.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won’t be doing it for very long.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

I got no pride on the hole. It’s a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.

They say I’m famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit ’em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.