201 Quotes by Lee Trevino

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.

If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.