111 Quotes by Leigh Whannell

On some days, writing is wonderful. On the days when it is wonderful, it feels like you are the God of a universe that the rest of the world is not yet privy to. And then on some days, it is not wonderful; those days when nothing is coming and the cursor seems to be openly mocking you, blinking out ‘YOU SUCK AT WRITING AND YOU’RE UGLY AS BALLS’ in Morse code.

My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.

I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!

Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh sh*t, I'm probably dead.

I went to bed in my sh*thole apartment and I woke up in an actual sh*thole.

My name is Very F**king Confused; what's your name?

This is the most fun I've had without lubricant.

What I love about writing is that you don't need anyone's permission to do it. You can just get up in the morning, grab a pad and pen and start writing. With acting you're really beholden to everyone else.

The problem with acting is that there's really no control. You're at the behest of others. Everyone else decides if you did a good job and you have to wait for other people's permission to work as an actor.