4 Quotes by Leland McKnight

One basic law of the universe dictates that robots must learn to make fast food before they can get driver's licenses.

None of my enemies in business come close to the awesomely awful power of government. When this assembly of losers choreographs their bureaucratic ballet, it generates a whirling blackhole that sucks harder than a discount hooker trying to catch up on late payments to a loanshark.

On game shows, they should make the poor people who are competing or begging for money live in a Super-Max prison for the whole season. There's a show I would watch.

Sometimes it's good to flush mid-shit to make some room. The existential question I always ask myself is: Am I the shit, or the shitt-er?