849 Quotes by Lemony Snicket

..no matter how much one reads, the whole story can never be told.

There's a lot that doesn't make sense

Some people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up sooner or later.

Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.

I like a story that could never happen to me. If I want real life I'll read a newspaper.

There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging.

Inside these letters, the eye will seeNearby are your friends, and VFD.

Appearance matters a great deal because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves.

I'm sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what's on the inside that counts. This is, of course, utter nonsense, because if it were true then people who were good on the inside would never have to comb their hair or take a bath, and the whole world would smell even worse than it already does. Appearance matters a great deal, because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves.