849 Quotes by Lemony Snicket

But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.

Sooner or later, everyone's story has an unfortunate event or two...The solution, of course, is to stay as far away from the world as possible and lead a safe, simple life.

فالإحباط شعور عاطفي يثير الاهتمام،ذلك لأنه يخرج أسوأ ما بداخل الشخص المحبط، فالأطفال المحبطون يميلون إلى إلقاء الطعام محدثين فوضى، أما المواطنون المحبطون فإنهم يقومون بإعدام الملك و الملكة حتى يقيموا نظاماً ديمقراطياً، وأما الفراشات المحبطة فتميل إلى التجمع حول المصباح الضوئي جاعلة الرؤية غير واضحة و مغبرة. لكن مع الأسف الشديد فالطفيليات المحبطة لم ليست لطيفة مثل الأطفال أو المواطنين أو حتى الفراشات

I’m sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what’s on the inside that counts. This is, of course, utter nonsense, because if it were true then people who were good on the inside would never have to comb their hair or take a bath, and the whole world would smell even worse than it already does. Appearance matters a great deal, because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves.

He who hesitates is lost

No reality has the power to dispel a dream" means that no matter what happens in the world, you can keep thinking about something, particularly if it’s something you like.

The bears bear hard hard yarn yarns” you are unlikely to be confused.

But you can’t invent things like time,′ Violet said. ‘You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like steam-powered window waster. But you can’t invent more time.

The phrase ‘for naught’ is simply a fancy way of saying ‘for nothing,’ and it doesn’t matter which phrase you use, for they are both equally difficult to admit.