849 Quotes by Lemony Snicket

It is most likely that I will die next to a pile of books I was meaning to read.

Akroyd!” Sunny cried, a phrase which here means “Roger.

I don’t know why anyone likes sledding in the first place.” I said. “Life goes downhill enough without speeding the process along.

But happy moments came rarely and unexpectedly in the Baudelaires’ lives, and the three siblings had learned to accept them.

When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.

The part libraries play in education is the part bubbles play in champagne. They may seem at first to be merely a shimmery addition, but they are the central feature of the entire enterprise and the reason, joyous and astonishing, to keep imbibing.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.

A wonderful laugh is no excuse for villainous behavior!

Waiting is one of life’s hardships.