163 Quotes by Lenny Bruce

Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

There are never enough I Love You's.

You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.

If you're from New York and you're Catholic, you're still Jewish. If you're from Butte Montana and you're Jewish, you're still goyisch. The Air Force is Jewish, the Marine Corps dangerous goyisch. Rye Bread is Jewish, instant potatoes, scary goyisch. Eddie Cantor is goyisch, George Jessel is goyisch-Coleman Hawkins is Jewish.

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.