163 Quotes by Lenny Bruce

You know there’s no crooked politicians. There’s never a lie because there is never any truth.

What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh – comedy as electro shock therapy.

You can’t just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you’re Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

There is only what is and that’s it. What should be is a dirty lie.

There’s a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can’t make any bread helping the poor.

TV is just advertising for your live gig, so I’m playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd.

If you live in New York, even if you’re Catholic, you’re Jewish.

If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that’s dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.