95 Quotes by Leo Rosten

The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily as an audience.

It is not that which is beautiful that pleases us, but that which pleases is is called beautiful.

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait

Her cooking suggested she had attended the Cordon Noir.

Hope is ambiguous, but fear is precious.

Thinking is harder work than hard work.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts.