15 Quotes by Lesley Kagen

...things happen when you least expect them. Things that can change your whole life.

...things can happen when you least expect them so you always gotta be prepared. And pay attention to the details. The devil is in the details.

So might I suggest at your earliest convenience that you pay a visit to the Okins Funeral Salon to make arrangements?""Why'd I wanna do that?" she says so damn snippy."Because on my return visit you can count on my beatin' the ever-lovin' shit outta you with a rusty shovel. Twice.

Beauty can help fill the cracks in people’s hearts and comfort their souls.

Most things in life sound better than they are except for blackmail.

All my nose is picking up on is the smell of green alfalfa hay and baling twine. I check with Keeper to see if he’s sniffing up either hide or hair of Sneaky Tim Ray since my dog can can whiff dubious intentions from an acre away. People can hide their badness from one another, but the scent of wrongdoing is pungent and unmistakable to our four-legged friends.

Even though I’m still torn about the way I dealt with Mama’s disappearance and more than likely will meet my Maker, being so, I am dreadfully certain about one thing. First impressions? They can be dead wrong.

Life, it is not simple like a garden, where flowers are always flowers and weeds are always weeds.

His mean justified his end.