15 Quotes by Lesley Kagen


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    Troo’s a little in front of me bouncing a red rubber ball that she ‘borrowed’ from the playground shed. She’s warming up to play that A my name is Annie and I come from Alabama with a carload of apples game. When she gets to the letter f, her name will be Fifi and she will come from where else but France. I refuse to repeat what she will have a carload of.

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    Appearing ordinary is one of her best talents. As long as nothing unexpected blows up in her face, which, of course, life being the minefield that it is, is about to.

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    If only. – You got to admit, standing alone those words are pretty awful, but married together like that, they must be two of the saddest in the English language.

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    I’ve got something in my pocket that belongs upon my face. I keep it very close at hand in a most convenient place. I’m sure you’ll never guess it if you guess a long, long while. So I’ll take it out and put it on it’s a great big Brownie smile.

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    Ethel Jackson was the cool side of my pillow when I had a fever.

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