45 Quotes by Leslie Jones

I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love.

Every black comedian in the country knew what I could do. But that doesn't mean everyone else is paying attention.

I know I'm fly - don't get me wrong. But I don't look, like, standard Hollywood. As a comedian, it's something you learn to use.

You know what makes me mad about 'The Bachelorette?' That, you know, that that chick would get a man. Get me a date.

I get real brave when I text people. When I text people, I am so brave because it's words, but you can't say stuff.

You can look good. Don't let nobody tell you you can't look good because of your size... or what size your feet is.

People used to call me names, so my mom had this beautiful African lady come talk to me.

When I was young, my dad always let me listen to comedy albums.

I always knew about comedy; I always loved comedy.