77 Quotes by Leslie Nielsen

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what I really wanted to do.

The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, 'Oh!' and I'm fascinated by it.

I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf, ... There goes the Nike account.

I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.

The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.