77 Quotes by Leslie Nielsen

I don't think anybody can really sit down and decide that their mission in life is to make people think. I think their mission in life is to leave people alone!

I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.

Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.