77 Quotes by Leslie Nielsen

Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.

Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you’re finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you’re on the job.

Do your part to silence gossip – don’t repeat it.

I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you’re finished.

I’ve finally found my home – as Lt. Frank Drebin.