77 Quotes by Leslie Nielsen

There’s an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain’t looking.

I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is ‘Star Trek.’ I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, ‘Oh!’ and I’m fascinated by it.

The reason they call if ‘golf’ is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don’t be a punchline.

When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn’t become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

It’s been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I’m finally getting to do what I really wanted to do.

The reason there’s a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

I’m a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn’t just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I’d like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

I don’t think anybody can really sit down and decide that their mission in life is to make people think. I think their mission in life is to leave people alone!