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sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers
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We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
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Everybody's got cable.
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Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
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Usually I'm too tired to apologize.
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Political audiences are not fun.
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Pursue whatever it is that you want to do with your life. It is the only secret to happiness that I know except for maybe true love, that and maybe having the amazing health insurance plan that our congressmen have.
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Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!
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If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
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