370 Quotes by Lewis Black

Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.

I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you?

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.

The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.

If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.

Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.