370 Quotes by Lewis Black
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I am Batman. That’s who I am, who are you?
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If you’re going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you’d better be sure that God has faith in them.
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The whole Valentine’s thing is fine, but you don’t back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.
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Do you know what ‘meteorologist’ means in English? It means liar.
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I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you’re eating something.
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I’m not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I’m not. So it’s hard for me to come up with things, because I don’t write stuff, I don’t write my act down.
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Going up to Canada is great because I’m not dealing with people carrying their agendas into the room. I’m lucky because 97% of the people who come to the show know who they are dealing with, whether they are on the left or the right, we’re sharing the same frustration.
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I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it’s really just – I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn’t help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that’s not a good way to learn.
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I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don’t have to show up to work until 14 hours later.
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