370 Quotes by Lewis Black
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I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I’m not.
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The thing is, whenever I see Hillary Clinton, I feel like I have to vote for her. She makes me feel guilty because I feel like I should vote for her so that she’ll feel better about herself because she’d been in such a bad marriage.
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It’s a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It’s not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
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Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they’re supposed to do, and they sure can’t do math!
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It’s great that we’re bringing democracy to Iraq. I can’t wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks?
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I’ve always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, “You want to go to this party and do some networking?”
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If somebody tries to tell me the earth was created in 7 days I take a fossil and say “FOSSIL”. If he still won’t shut up I throw it at him.
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I hammer on a theme until I’m tired of it and the audience is tired of it.
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Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you’re still rich.
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