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Most of the longer-term relationships I’ve known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it’s become good business, and God knows how long that’ll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on ‘Piers Morgan’ or on some show and I think, ‘I hope this is funny.’
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When I’m funny is when I’m angriest.
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In a series of wonderful essays, Evan Handler gives himself up to us – warts and all. To our amusement and bemusement we share in his emotional growth as he struggles to mature. I not only laughed along with him but felt that I too had grown a little along the way. Who could ask for more?
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Now, most of the time you couldn’t be too sure of the quality of the drug. Although, in my experience the stuff was always of a very high quality, because back then we didn’t have business majors peddling lower-quality stuff in an effort to increase profits.
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I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It’s just a guarantee.
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Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
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You know. I don’t think I’m gonna be Jewish for very long.
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I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there’s been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are really the ones that give me hope. There’s so much of “they don’t know this, and they don’t know that,” and they’re always denigrating.
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