370 Quotes by Lewis Black
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I’m always amazed when I hear people saying; That George Bush, he’s a great leader. And I wonder, where can one find a drug that would make one so delusional?
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Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.
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If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I’d read War and Peace four times.
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Parenting isn’t just parenting your own child.
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If I get a week off, I’ll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I’ll do that five days in a row.
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It’s 2003. Why can’t I teleport?
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Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you’re crazy. You are not. They are idiots.
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One of the interesting things about comedy is it’s tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.
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I’m not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
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