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In New York, f*** isn't even a word. It's a comma.
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It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?
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Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.
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Self-love is a big part of golf.
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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
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I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.
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This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... and when I find you I am going to kill you.
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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
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It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. I can't wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks?
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