889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

We called him Tortoise because he taught us.

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.

Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.

There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought!

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.

Where do you come from? And where are you going? Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers all the time.