889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.

Of all things, I do like a Conspiracy! It's so interesting!

"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.

It’s a miserable story!” said Bruno. “It begins miserably, and it ends miserablier. I think I shall cry. Sylvie, please lend me your handkerchief.” “I haven’t got it with me,” Sylvie whispered. “Then I won’t cry,” said Bruno manfully.

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

So young a child ought to know which way she's going, even if she doesn't know her own name!

One can't believe impossible things.

I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!

Abstract qualities begin With capitals alway: The True, the Good, the Beautiful- Those are the things that pay!