889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

I'm very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: only today I happen to have a headache.

It was much pleasanter at home," thought poor Alice, "when one wasn't always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and rabbits. I almost wish I hadn't gone down the rabbit-hole--and yet--and yet--...

In proceeding to the dining-room, the gentleman gives one arm to the lady he escorts--it is unusual to offer both.

Still, as Christmas-tide comes round, They remember it again - Echo still the joyful sound "Peace on earth, good-will to men!"

In another moment Alice was through the glass, and had jumped lightly down into the Looking-glass room

Some children have the most disagreeable way of getting grown-up

A thick stick in one's hand makes people respectful.

Forbid the day when vivisection shall be practised in every college and school, and when the man of science, looking forth over a world which will then own no other sway than his, shall exult in the thought that he has made of this fair earth, if not a heaven, at least a hell for animals.

I know what you're thinking about, but it isn't so, nohow. Contrarywise, if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be. But, as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.