889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats cake; but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.

Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had plenty of time as she went down to look about her and to wonder what was going to happen next.

Alice sighed wearily. "I think you might do something better with the time," she said, "then waste it asking riddles that have no answers.""If you knew time as well as I do," said the Hatter, "you wouldn't talk about wasting it.

Mad Hatter: Am I going mad?Alice: Yes, you're mad, bonkers, off the top of your head...but...I'll tell you a secret.All the best people are.

What does it matter where my body happens to be?' he said. 'My mind goes on working all the same.

what is the use of a book,' thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'"- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland, Ch. 1

you're entirely bonkers but I'll tell you a secret all the best people are

Always speak the truth - think before you speak - and write it down afterwards.

Speak English!" said the Eaglet. "I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and, what's more, I don't believe you do either!" And the Eaglet bend down its head to hide a smile: some of the other birds tittered audibly.