889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Charles Lutwidge Dodgson’s life in space-time colored his liberated life of the imagination.

How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.

Alice! Come here directly, and get ready for your walk!” “Coming in a minute, nurse! But I’ve got to see that the mouse doesn’t get out.” Only I don’t think,′ Alice went on, ‘that they’d let Dinah stop in the house if it began ordering people about like that!’ By this time.

You are old, Father William,” the young man said, “And your hair has become very white; And yet you incessantly stand on your head – Do you think, at your age, it is right?” “In my youth,” Father William replied to his son, “I feared it might injure the brain; But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none, Why, I do it again and again.

If you set to work to believe everything, you will tire out the believing-muscles of your mind, and then you’ll be so weak you won’t be able to believe the simplest true things.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least – at least I mean what I say – that’s the same thing, you know.

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.