889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

I warn you, dear child. If I lose my temper, you lose your head. Understand?

Who sail on stormy seas; And that’s the way I get my bread – A trifle, if you please.

My beloved friend – one of the most unique and charming personalities of our time.

Alice thought to herself, ‘I don’t see how he can EVEN finish, if he doesn’t begin.’ But she waited patiently.

I don’t see how he can ever finish, if he doesn’t begin.

She’s stark raving mad!

If I wasn’t real,′ Alice said – half-laughing through her tears, it all seemed so ridiculous – ‘I shouldn’t be able to cry.’ ‘I hope you don’t suppose those are real tears?’ Tweedledum interrupted in a tone of great contempt.

Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that ‘I see what I eat’ is the same thing as ‘I eat what I see’!