889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

Little Alice fell d o w n the hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul.

But I was thinking of a way To feed oneself on batter, And so go on from day to day Getting a little fatter.

And how do you know that you’re mad?

A very merry unbirthday to you.

Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea? Alice: Well, I haven’t had any yet, so I can’t very well take more. March Hare: Ah, you mean you can’t very well take less. Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?

I’m getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don’t object, my dear, We’ll try a glass of bitter beer – I think it looks inviting.

Birds of a feather flock together.

So she set the little creature down, and felt quite relieved to see it trot away quietly into the wood. ‘If it had grown up,’ she said to herself, ’it would have made a dreadfully ugly child: but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.