889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is – oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!

I didn’t say there was nothing BETTER,′ the King replied. ‘I said there was nothing LIKE it.’ Which Alice did not venture to deny. ‘Who.

Rabbit-Hole Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting.

I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can’t quite follow it as you say it.

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?′ ‘That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,’ said the Cat. ‘I don’t much care where – ’ said Alice. ‘Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,’ said the Cat. ‘ – so long as I get somewhere,’ Alice added as an explanation. ‘Oh, you’re sure to do that,’ said the Cat, ’if you only walk long enough.

If you knew Time as well as I do,’ said the Hatter, ’you wouldn’t talk about wasting it. It’s him.

Reeling and Writhing of course, to begin with,? the Mock Turtle replied, ’and the different branches of arithmetic-ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision.

Serpent, I say again!′ repeated the Pigeon, but in a more subdued tone, and added with a kind of sob, ‘I’ve tried every way, and nothing seems to suit them!’ ‘I haven’t the least idea what you’re talking.

No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation.