889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

Curtsey while you’re thinking what to say. It saves time.

The further off from England the nearer is to France- Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.

Seven years and six months! Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully. ‘An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you’d asked my advice, I’d have said “Leave off at seven” – but it’s too late now.

And what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversation?

When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.’ ‘The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’ ‘The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master – that’s all.

It’s jam every other day: to-day isn’t any other day, you know.

You’re thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk.

Soup of the evening, beautiful soup! Soup of the evening, beautiful soup! Beau – ootiful Soo – oop! Beau – ootiful Soo – oop! Soo – oop of the e – e – evening, Beautiful, beautiful soup!

Oh, you foolish.