889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

It’s all in your head, Alice.

When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.

The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, All on a summer day: The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts, And took them quite away!

In proceeding to the dining-room, the gentleman gives one arm to the lady he escorts – it is unusual to offer both. In proceeding to the dining-room, the gentleman gives one arm to the lady he escorts – it is unusual to offer both.

In spring, when woods are getting green, I’ll try and tell you what I mean.

As a general rule, do not kick the shins of the opposite gentleman under the table, if personally unaquainted with him; your pleasantry is liable to be misunderstood – a circumstance at all times unpleasant.

But, said Alice, the the world has absolutely no sens, who’s stopping us from inventing one?

I beg your pardon?′ Alice said with a puzzled air. ‘I’m not offended,’ said Humpty Dumpty.

Alice! A childish story take, And with a gentile hand Lay it where Childhood dreams are twined In memory’s mystic band, Like pilgrim’s withered wreath of flowers Pluck’d in a far off land.