35 Quotes by Lia Habel

All of our lives suck right now, okay? You might think yours is an extra special sparkly rainbow unicorn fart type of suck, but it’s not. Just get on with it!

Real ladies can give orders, Real gentlemen can take them, and Real zombies don’t eat brains.

Did you really ever think of me when you were kidnapped? Because I look at all the things you went through, and my first instinct is to shield you from my problems – but sometimes you act like nothing happened to you at all.

I held up a book, one Renfield had grabbed from my bedside table in his haste to pack for me. I’d found it in the bottom of my valise, one of the first things he threw in. Underwear and books – the fellow clearly had his priorities straight.

You’re a zombie. If you’re not missing body parts, you’re doing it wrong!

Once more Isambard looked completely terrified. Twice in one night! This was going to be a diary entry for the ages.

Oh, goody,” Chas whispered. “I hate going to the doctor. I’d rather be back underground in the water playing Ophelia.

Ce n’est pas le temps que tu passeras avec moi qui compte, lui assurais-je. C’est ce que tu feras de ce temps.