134 Quotes by Lily Allen

I don’t think men are the enemy. I think women are the enemy.

People recognize me all the time now, and there’s lots of autograph hunting and smiling. But then I get to play gigs, which are amazing. It’s a good job.

I was a drug dealer in Ibiza at 15. I did not excel in drug dealing – I was terrible at it. Golden rule with drug dealing – don’t get too enthusiastic with your own merchandise.

I am a weapon of massive consumption.

I still think I’m fat. Right now I’m worrying about how I’m going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional sexy pregnant day where I think I look great.

If you can’t detect the sarcasm you’ve misunderstood.

I don’t care what people think of me now, so why would I care when I’m dead?

As for drugs, it annoys me that people think it’s the worst thing in the world compared with, say, not paying your taxes. If you don’t pay tax, you may be stealing from someone who needs an operation. As for me and drugs or alcohol: No thanks, I’m abstaining for a while.

I think of myself as quite a confused kind of person, because I think there’s so many great things about the world, but there are so many awful things too. I feel very guilty a lot of the time about enjoying my life so much when there are people living in such misery.