216 Quotes by Lily Tomlin

I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

I was always empathetic with animals. It's a terrible and self-involved point of view that we do something because someone else is exploitable.

I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

I never officially came out in any kind of really public way. I just always lived very simply and openly, but the press has never made a big fuss about me or said anything to me.