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If trying harder doesn't work, try softer.
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When I was 9 or 10, I had a ten-cent business: I would walk your dog for a dime, go to the store for a dime, empty your garbage for a dime - and then I could use the money to buy tricks at the magic store.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
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When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.
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