139 Quotes by Linda Howard

Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That’s why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.

I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you’re so close to the limit that I’m already reaching for the flea powder.

I have brain damage, remember? I’m not responsible for my actions – or for the actions of my hand, which acted of its own volition and without my knowledge.′ Cam to Bailey.

Death isn’t peaceful; it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing.

Sweeney: I can just see all you tough young soldiers cuddling together. Richard: Not cuddling, huddling. There’s a difference.

Cows are the Devil’s handmaidens.

C’mon! Anything over eight inches is strictly for show-and-tell. It’s there, but you can’t use it. It might look good in a locker room, but let’s face it – those extra two inches are leftovers.” “Leftovers,” Luna gasped, holding her stomach and shrieking with laughter. “Let’s hear it for l-leftovers!

He had destroyed her, so why couldn’t she destroy him in return?

If your hero is a firefighter, your heroine better be an arsonist.