139 Quotes by Linda Howard

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

...We have seven people who knew the skewers were there: the wedding planner, the reception hall manager, the dressmaker, the florist, the veil-maker, the cake-maker, and the caterer. I haven't ruled out the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker, either.

What are you doing?” she cried in protest. “Playing,” he said, the single word rough, almost guttural.

Oh, is that what's in the box? You threw my engagement ring at me?

His mouth was hot and hungry, and he kissed the way no man should kiss and still be allowed to run free.

Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.

Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.

I thought you were a drunk." "A drunk?" "Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making a lot of noise, grouchy all the time as if you had a hangover… what else was I to think?" He rubbed his face. "Sorry, I wasn't thinking. I should have showered, shaved, and dressed in a suit before I came out to tell you that you were making enough noise to raise the dead.

Are you making fun of my hero complex?' Yeah.