64 Quotes by Lindsey Kelk

People go to LA to "find themselves", they come to New York to become someone new.

I wasn't in love with Simon any more. I hadn't been in love with Simon for a long time. I was in love with not being on my own, with having someone there at the end of the day and now I knew I didn't need that. My heart was not broken over him: it was breaking for the things I had wanted from him. And I didn't want them any more.

I couldn’t remember the last time things had been so easy.

Why did people insist on telling you not to panic when the only rational response to what they’re about to say is panic?

You haven't been fired," Mary said with a sigh. "You always jump to the worst possible conclusion. Why on earth would you be getting fired?"Don't say the pens, don't say the pens, don't say the pens . . ."I've nicked loads of pens.""I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.

I may as well have told him I'd carried a watermelon

It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.

But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.

Getting married means you've won, and I hate thinking like that, I do, but let's be honest, that's just how it is. Until you're married, you're a loser, NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOU ARE AT EVERYTHING ELSE. In our super progressive, equal right, modern society, it's the one thing no one wants to say but everyone is thinking, however messed-up it is.